There are lots of new videos available for your viewing pleasure. And all songs are now tabbed for your guitar-playing pleasure. And don't forget to come to my guest appearance at Last Comic Standing on April 24th. I may not be a competitor, but my comedy shall still be fierce! Oh and those new videos I told you about? Here are a couple of them. And you say I never get you anything anymore...

I'll be making a guest appearance at the final night of the second annual Last Comic Standing competition at Shawbucks in Jamestown, New York on April 24th. Come out and support some great Jamestown-area talent as they compete for the honor of opening for the Nobodies of Comedy on May 10th at the Reg Lenna Civic Center. Me? I won't be competing. I'll be trying to make the other comics look good by making an ass of myself. The usual fare.

Also, expect more new songs to be up soon. I debuted a couple new ones to awe-struck (and drunk) fans at the last show, so expect those to be appearing here shortly. Expect some video soon too. And never forget to also expect zombies. That way they can't take you by surprise.

Fan-Made Video

I'm very partial to this new fan-made video of "I'm So Stuck on Halo" (Which is still free to download here). Good work to PlasteredLyric. Your service to the Fardink Fellowhip shall not be forgotten. Anyway, here's the video for the song, and be sure to enjoy the game when it comes out tomorrow. I'm sure you and 85% of your friends will be purchasing at least 2 copies each (I know I will). ---------------UPDATE--------------- It appears as though members of the Fardink Fellowship have taken it upon themselves to Digg me and Reddit me and just generally rape my server. Awesome! New visitors from the glorious land of Web 2.0: be sure to check out inDIGGnant, a song I wrote a while back about Digg. And keep in mind all of you Web 2.0ers that my songs are all Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 Licensed, and the majority of them are oh-so-sad not having videos affiliated with them. So get to work future members of the Fardink Fellowship!

Members of the Fardink Fellowship:

Alright, I thought it was nothing at first, but it keeps happening. A week or so ago, my webmaster informed me that somebody got to this site by Googling for "fluffer porn." And then it happened again. I know that this is happening because of my song Mike's A Fluffer, but still, I find it disturbing, because there is no FLUFFER PORN here. In fact, there is no PORN at all. Just because Google apparently indexes every word on this site doesn't mean that people should come here (and perhaps buy something) just because they were looking for PORN and accidentally got here. Because there is absolutely no PORN here. No PORNO, PORNOGRAPHY, XXX, or ADULT VIDEO. The last thing that I would ever want is to inadvertantly lure somebody here because they were Googling for ANAL SEX PORN, or LESBIAN PORN, or even UNDERAGE BISEXUAL STRAP-ON PANDA/MONKEY BEASTIALITY PORN. So if you want NAKED CELEBRITY JESSICA ALBA TOPLESS PORN, you're just going to have to go somewhere else.

Also, who Googles for "fluffer porn?" A fluffer is somebody who gets porn stars ready for sex. They don't really have too much to do with the actual video. There is no glamour in being a fluffer; only lots of wasted saliva and STDS. Watching a fluffer at his (and yes, they are ALL male) job is kind of like going to the Horse Track and skipping the race to watch the stable boys feed the horses. And then masturbating to the stable boys.

The Album is Online!

The Drunken Frat Boy album is now online for your listening pleasure. Don't worry, you'll be able to buy it soon too, because you know that you want to.

Also, Jeff's stint on the Hard Rock Cafe tour with Lolo Cantoo, Machine Complex, and Liquor Boxx has reached its conclusion. Be sure to check out Machine Complex at MOJO's next month and Liquor Boxx as they continue on the national Hard Rock Cafe tour.

Appologies to those fans of Jeff who came to the show at the Surf Club, because an emergency pulled him away from the club and he was unable to perform. Luckily, blues legend Sampson St. Rufus Delacroix Bojangles played in his stead. As thanks, Bojangles is now incorporated into this site, as he isn't too good with the Internets. Video of Ole' Bojangles preparing for the 2007 Mayville Bluegrass Festival has been added to the videos page, and some of Bojangles' songs will be added soon too. It might take a while though, as his songs will have to be transfered from old vinyl records into MP3's.

Also, by popular request, old recordings of old songs will be added soon. Listen to the horrible recording quality!

Greetings and Felicitations, Children of Technology!

Good people of Geneva, Ohio; your prayers have been answered. Jeff is playing a show in Geneva on the 30th. Another gig on the 15th in Jamestown at Mojos has also been added.

A rockin' Flash Player has been added to the rockin' songs page. More songs are being recorded every day and, with a little luck and a lot of effort, might actually find their way onto the site! So check back frequently, if only to look at the pretty flash player. It's so pretty!

Welcome, new initiates!

This site has officially gone live. It is a work in progress.

The songs page is in its infancy, and over the next week or two will grow into an awesome library of kick ass rock! All songs will be available for listening, in their entirety, via a browser-based flash player. Soon, you will be able to purchase them for download as well, with no DRM. Fuck the RIAA. Of course, a good number of the songs will always be free for you to download.

While the songs page is expanding, you will have to whet your appetite for awesomeness on the rest of the hallowed pages of this site.