FAQ
- How long have you been playing guitar?
Since the before time, the long, long ago. Since before the heavens shined the light of the ages upon the Earth. Since before Odin and his brothers created the world from the body of the slain Frost Giant Ymir. Since 2003.
- How do you rock so hard?
Trust me, if I knew, I would write it down in a book and sell it and make my millions. The simple truth is that I don’t know how I rock so hard, and I’m just grateful that I do.
- Why are you such a cocky, arrogant prick?
Its a defense mechanism. Now leave me alone while I go cry in the corner. And by "cry," I mean "have sex with pretty ladies." And by "corner," I mean "butt."
- Where do you come up with your material?
All of my songs are completely autobiographical.
- What gear do you use to rock?
A Gibson J-45 projects the rock of my inner being to the willing ear receptacles of the chosen. Also I use a kick ass Tin Whistle I bought on eBay for five bucks. It's top o’ the line.
- Will you play at my bar/venue/university/parent’s basement?
Have the appropriate person contact me at booking@jefffardink.com
- Can I send photos/videos of you rockin’ out hardcore to you?
Sure. Send all media or links thereto to media@jefffardink.com
- Can I send you a chain letter or great financial opportunity from Nigeria?
No.