The Drunken Frat Boy
May 15, 2007

Intro Chorus

Verse 1:
Dm-C
Well he's been drunk for hours, can barely stand up straight
C-Dm
He'll pass out any minute, he's puked on his date
Dm-C
When this happens to your buddy, you've gotta prove your friendship's true
C-Dm
And take the opportunity to do what true friends do

Chorus:
Dm
What do we do with the drunken frat boy?
C
What do we do with the drunken frat boy?
Dm
What do we do with the drunken frat boy
Bb      C      Dm
Earleye in the morning
Dm

Verse 2:
Dm-C
We'll use a magic marker, to give him an eye patch
C-Dm
Big fluffy whiskers and a Hitler mustache
Dm-C
We'll go down to the pawn shop, and sell his grand dad's ring
C-Dm
We'll break out the duct tape and stick him to the ceiling

Chorus

Verse 3:
Dm-C
We'll call up Big Bertha, pay her to spend the night
C-Dm
So that when he wakes up, he'll think he fucked her right
Dm-C
We'll make a brand of a swastika and burn it on his skin 
C-Dm
We'll take a phototgraph of our balls on his chin

Chous

Verse 4:
Dm-C
We'll take a bloody knife, and put it in his hand
C-Dm
So that when he wakes up, he'll think he's killed a man
Dm-C
We'll reset his alarm, and make him late for class
C-Dm
We'll wait 'till he's passed out and stick a golf ball up his ass

Chorus

Verse 5
Dm-C
We'll call up his lady, and tell her that he lied
C-Dm
We'll call up his mudder, and tell her that he died
Dm-C
We'll put some vaseline and some tissues by his bed
C-Dm
We'll put a cum stained picture of his sister by his head

Chorus x2