Mike's a Fluffer
May 15, 2004

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This is the story of Mike Baum, the greatest guy I know,
He used his guitar to change me, to make the darkness go,
I can tell hes got a higher calling, than he ever will admit
I can see it in his eyes, that every day he lies, Mike, its time to cut this shit

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Machine Complex is not for you
So go do what you're meant to
Quit denying what you really are

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A Fluffer to the Adult 

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He'll tickle the ladies' hinies
While massaging their vaginies
And one thing I know that he'll do corect
Is make sure that the guys are erect

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His skills they are totally first class
He'll schlob a knob while fingering an ass
And he'll play with the nipples on the ladies' large tits
While acting as a money shot practice target

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