Me and My Ladies
May 09, 2007

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Chorus
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Verse
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Outro Chorus
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Chorus:
F                              C
This is the story of me and my ladies
D7                             G    
Those Beautiful, sexy, lovely, babies
F                               C
So have a seat and just hear me out
D7                                                G     G7
Because I got a couple girls I'd like to tell you about

Verse 1:
C
Well I met a girl named Sally
F
I took her down an alley
C                                     G       G7
I grabbed her hard and I started to Romance
C
She said "You're acting like a mugger"
F
I said I'm just a passionate hugger
    C                   G             C             C7
Now give your purse and take off your pants

Chorus:
F                              C
This is the story of me and my ladies
D7                             G    
Those Beautiful, sexy, lovely, babies
F                               C
So have a seat and just hear me out
D7                                                G     G7
Because I got a couple girls I'd like to tell you about

Verse 2:
C
Well I met a little girl named Sandy
F
I gave her some real good candy
C                                             G     G7
I took her to my van so I could give her some more
C
But my lollipop was way too wide
F
I thought it would never get inside
C              G                  C       C7
But I had more luck with her back door

Chorus:
F                              C
This is the story of me and my ladies
D7                             G    
Those Beautiful, sexy, lovely, babies
F                               C
So have a seat and just hear me out
D7                                                G     G7
Because I got a couple girls I'd like to tell you about

Verse 3:
C
Well I met a girl named Jayne
F
Boy was she a pain
C                                                  G     G7
Thank god the roofies kicked in when we got to the car
C
I was havin' some fun till I woke her
F
You see I didn't mean to choke her
      C                        G             C       C7
But I guess I put it in just a little bit to far

Chorus:
F                              C
This is the story of me and my ladies
D7                             G    
Those Beautiful, sexy, lovely, babies
F                               C
So have a seat and just hear me out
D7                                                G     G7
Because I got a couple girls I'd like to tell you about

Verse 4:
C
Well I met a little girl named Candace
F
Also known as Officer Landis
C                                   G     G7
She was the one to put my fun to an end
C
I tried to wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am her
F
So she through me in the slammer
    C                G          C       C7
And now I'm somebody else's girlfriend

Outro:
F                                C
Well that was story of me and my ladies
D7                              G    
I got no more of them beautiful babies
F                                     C
Ya see now I'm locked up done good in Jail
D7                               G     G7
My only company's 300 pounds and male
F                               C
He's a nice guy as far as I can see
D7                                 G 
I just wish he get out from behind me {squeals}
F                                          C        
So please wish me good luck, strength, and power
D7                                     G        G7
Because I'm afraid to go back into the shower

C-F-[C-G]-C
       Yeehaw!