One Lucky Girl
August 2005

Intro
D-D-A-G

Verse One
D-A-(G-A)-D
You've got a face that would be pretty if it didn't look like a burned up fish
You've got a scent that would be alluring if it didn't remind me of piss
You've got eyes with color devine set upon a face like a prune
You've got a shape that I'd want to cuddle if I could get your ass into the room

Chorus
A-Em-G-D
You've got a face only a mother could love, too bad yours put you up for adoption
But you're one lucky girl, I mean really, you survived your own abortion
D-A-(G-A)-D
You've got a soul, I really coudld've loved, if only your ass were served up in smaller portions
Yeah---

Verse Two
D-A-(G-A)-D
You got skin that could be so smooth, save for the lesions like raw beef  
You've got a smile that really could be pretty if your step dad hadn't humped out your teeth
Everything could be so good if you'd just leave me alone
But you're so sad I'm almost tempted, just to throw you a bone

Chorus
A-Em-G-D
You've got a face only a mother could love, too bad yours put you up for adoption
But you're one lucky girl, I mean really, you survived your own abortion
D-A-(G-A)-D
You've got a soul, I really coudld've loved, if your head and body were in the same proportion
Yeah---

Bridge
Bm-Em x2
Voice Oohs

Bm-Em
Things aren't easy
Thats why god loves you
And you, you're easy
(G-A)-D
And thats why I love you too
(G-A)-D
And also because you're my mom

Outro
D-A-(G-A)-D
Mom, oh mom, hey world, I do my mom
oh mom, hey mom, I love you mom

Happy Mothers Day!!