I Wanna Be Your Man
September 14, 2004

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Intro
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You say something's wrong with me, that you just can't figure out
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You want to know what I am so secretive about
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I try to be everything for you I possibly can
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But I've got to tell you, that I am not a man

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I'm a woman, I'm a woman
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I am not a man-a I've made love to you with a banana
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cause I'm a woman, I'm a woman
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I hope what never comes between us is my lack of a penis
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cause I'm a woman, I'm a woman
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The only thing thats down there is a whole... lotta hair
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cause I'm a woman, I'm a woman
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But I hope that you understand that I only want to be your man

A-A-D-G
I tried to tell you before this
But I knew knew that you would call it quits
I had to hide that secret of mine
Why do you think I always did you from behind?

D-A-D-A
I'm a woman, I'm a woman
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I'm sorry that is such a surprise that there's nothing danglin' betwixt my thighs
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cause I'm a woman, I'm a woman
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But I could still fill up your gap, my manhood just came with a strap
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cause I'm a woman, I'm a woman
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Not to sound sarcastic, but couldn't you tell that it was made of plastic?
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cause I'm a woman, I'm a woman
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But I hope that you understand that I only want to be your man