September 01, 2007
I'm So Stuck on Halo

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Chorus
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Verse 1
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The Beta's come, the Beta's gone, now I've been waiting so long
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For Halo 3
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My profiles on my mem-ry card, gonna come over pwn you hard
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In some territories
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I like the variant called Land Grab
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We can play it on Snow Bound

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I'm so stuck on Halo, like a Grunt to a Plasma Grenade
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Not even Bungie can keep track of how many games I've played
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I'm so stuck on Halo, I'm so stuck on Halo

Verse 2
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It started back with Halo 1, how many hours of fun
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Did I have with that game?
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Sure the Banshee could not strafe, sure you could not drive the wraith
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But what great Campaign?
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No Multiplayer on Xbox Live
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But who cares when you've got Blood Gulch

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Verse 3
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Halo 2 it kicked some ass, you know that you all missed class
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On launch day
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Who didn't love dual wielding? It changed almost everything
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The needler was still gay
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I lamented the loss of my pistol
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But at least there was the noob combo

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Verse 4
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Halo 3 will be sublime, gonna use me lots of trip mines
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To blow up a mongoose
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The Spartan Laser is pure heaven, with it I'm 1337
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I'll cook your caboose
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4 player co-op over live
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And the Needler might be great

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Bridge
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What comes after Halo 3?
There'll be nothing left for me
I guess there's always Halo Wars
A short while to be an Achievement Whore
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But that's all there is for me
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Say it isn't so Bungie

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I'm so stuck on Halo, like a Grunt to a Plasma Grenade
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Not even Bungie can keep track of how many games I've played
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I'm so stuck on Halo, like a Grunt to a Plasma Grenade
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Tell me do you think the Arbiter, is he neutered or spayed?
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I'm so stuck on Halo, I'm so stuck on Halo
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I'm so stuck on Halo, 3